On the Street....Permanently

Boreberry

I'd be angry too if I had to wear this drab number. A black and white suit? Burberry never fails to bore people to tears. At least he can take consolation in knowing he bears a resemblance to Robert Pattinson.


This jacket is ugly, but ideal for concealing needle scars.


Burberry tried going for the Biff Loman look here. Did they pull this guy off the subway?

Tokyo Shopper

This is a man who knows the meaning of ambiguity. The black shorts and white umbrella clash beautifully to form the "yin" and "yang" of this outfit.

Which of these things is not like the other?

All of these gentlemen look fabulous, but what's with the old guy in front? He could have at least tried.